You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
