The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem