By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–