There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death