As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…