You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
