When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
