I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero