If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement