Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

God is the world’s only super-bower

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is