We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until