As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

One thing I could do Was need control

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself