This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
