The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
