Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
