I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
