I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…