One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place