When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it