Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

What you have done is unacceptable Nevertheless I accept that God has given it to… So that Like Him and through Him

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent