It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life