Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless