It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
Never Win Anything
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
