As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained