Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure