The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap