I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God