The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Love may never win but love always ties

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral