If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
