If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
