What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.