American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
