I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first