My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us