Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
