I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal