We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness
AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
