There’s a Thin Line Between Share and Overshare, and Thanks to Spotify I’ve Crossed It, by Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

There’s a Thin Line Between Share and Overshare, and Thanks to Spotify I’ve Crossed It

Life’s greatest mystery

is how other people

could possibly have

as little interest

in my Spotify playlists

as I have in theirs

Other works by Chris Gaither...

“Social media is their life. That’s just what they do.”- Christie Sides

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Epic Fail

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

They Would Bring Us to Heel. Instead, We Choose to Heal.

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

“Everybody Wants to Rule the World”; In the World to Come, Everybody Will Rule Themselves

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

The Subjunctive Is a Mood: If I Were a Creative, I’d Be a Depressive

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Materialism Is an Antisemitism, but This, Along with God, Is Unbelievable to Materialists, Making Antisemitism a Projection of the Guilt That All Materialists Feel at Giving Way on Their Deepest Desire: God Is Always Our Deepest Desire

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I’ll Never Fit In (My Big Boy Pants)

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

On Earth, an Ego Boost Can Either Add Fuel to the Rocket or Fuel to the Fire

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Woman Does Not Desist

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Pure Nonsense

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Odds Are God Is

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

The Heart of a Coward

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The Almighty Dollar

When God closes one store He opens another

Stop in the Name of Love

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

The Dark Circle

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it