Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness