Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
