A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat