In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret