People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin