Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that