I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Life is trying So Die trying

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…