It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…