The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli