The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description