I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me