It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty