Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…