As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
