Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab