My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
