The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it