The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy