It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
