My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
“The human body generates more bio…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
