I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that