God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want