Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
