Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven