Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The greatest strength is the willi… To critically examine your weaknes… The Torah is a tool For critically examining your weak… So that you might be strengthened

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…