At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups