Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled