Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
