I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times