The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work